when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
True strength comes from lack of pants
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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