She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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