So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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