I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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