Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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