i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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