Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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