Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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