y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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