Pappa wants mamma naked
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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