What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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