We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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