nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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