I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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