Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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