have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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