'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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