My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
