and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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