I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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