Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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