they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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