i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I love you. Go after that dick
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
