dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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