all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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