it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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