i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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