he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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