You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
