i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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