and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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