Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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