I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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