I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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