Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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