sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
