some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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