think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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