You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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