I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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