i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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