awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Someone came in the potted fern
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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