She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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