You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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