PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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