she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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