You work out of a Hotel?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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