it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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