Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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