yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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