I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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